I don't need a great deal of love but I do need a steady supply.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.

My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.

I've found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

The older you get, the more important it is to not act your age.