What should I do if my problems aren't all solved by the time I die?

Why is my autograph so little in demand, except on checks?

Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

The closest you will ever come in this life to an orderly universe is a good library.

We can all learn from our failures. What I've learned is how much it hurts to fail.

The more sure you are, the more wrong you can be.