The future seems to be in good hands, it's the past I'm worried about.
The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again.
To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.
If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.
One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.
The entire universe will eventually disintegrate but by then I hope to be in a safer place.