To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.
Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?
I have many unrecognized talents, but my faults have somehow succeeded in securing wide recognition.
All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.
Don't wait for a disaster to get to know your neighbors.
The surest way to learn is by doing it, but often, the lesson is: Don't do it!