You have a right to enjoy life, but only on your own time.

I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.

Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.

I can face anything, except the future, and certain parts of the past and present.

Not even a great leader can get very far without great people to lead.

Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.