I have seen the future! Go back!

I recently had my problems on the run, but now they've re-grouped, and are making another attack.

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.

Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.

My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn't understand me.