I have just discovered the truth, and can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it.
I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
It would be easier for me to reject all established values, if I knew what they were.
Why is my autograph so little in demand, except on checks?
I have seen the future! Go back!
Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.