Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.

I too am a member of the human race, (but admittedly not a very active member).

I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been from you.

I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.

Not being able to do everything is no excuse for not doing everything you can.

How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?

I am irrevocably committed to being permanently indecisive.