The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!

Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.

Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

I'm not always depressed: only when I think and feel.

Why does merely attempting to understand Reality so often seem to lead to going insane?

By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.