Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all dead

I can no longer face life, so I've decided to go through the rest of it backwards.

I'm in search of myself - have you seen me anywhere?

Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.

If you keep groaning, please do it to a rythmn I can dance to.

Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.

A good friend is worth pursuing... but why would a good friend be running away?