The hand can be quicker than the eye, and the mouth can be quicker than the brain.

Life can be very deep, but I'm trying to stay at the shallow end.

Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?

Take heart! Many great things have been done by people in poor mental health.

I have nothing definite to apologize for; I'm just sorry about everything in general.

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.