I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
Don't call it freedom, unless it includes the freedom to be absolutely disgusting.
How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?
I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed.
Even with a round table, some people always seem able to sit at the head of it.
There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.