If I had more skill in what I'm attempting, I wouldn't need so much courage
By accepting you as you are, I do not necessarily abandon all hope of your improving
As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control.
How can I be sure I've succeeded, if I can't remember what I was trying to do
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.