The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again.

Not only don't I know what tomorrow will bring, I'm still not entirely certain what yesterday brought?

Why does merely attempting to understand Reality so often seem to lead to going insane?

For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.

As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control.

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.