It's well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being re-discovered with great excitement.
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn't understand me.
No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.