Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things.
Where would I be without my sense of direction.
I could live a better life if I had a better mind and a better body
Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.