Before i knew the best part of my life had come ,it had gone.

Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.

Is it you and I who are crazy, or is it everybody else?

I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.

Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.

Unless you move, the place where you are is the place where you will always be.

The surest way to learn is by doing it, but often, the lesson is: Don't do it!