There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.

Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.

I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.

My life shows a clear pattern of total unpredictability.

Why is there still so much pain and suffering being produced when there's so little demand for it?

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.