All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.
Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.
Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.
I always like to know what I'm doing, but there are times when nobody will tell me.