Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.

Why am I so often at the mercy of those who don't deserve to control my life?

Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.

Why is my autograph so little in demand, except on checks?

I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?

Even if you're not enjoying the flight, it's futile to threaten to get out and walk.

I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.