Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.

My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.

Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.

If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.

There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.

Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all dead

Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.