Why is my autograph so little in demand, except on checks?

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.

Forgive me for allowing myself to be hurt by you so easily.

To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.

Love is a strange commodity, because you can't import it if you don't also export it.

Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.