It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.
If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it.
The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.
Sometimes the best way to be useful is to get out of somebody's way.
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.
If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.