If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.
What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story
If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.
The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other.
What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me.