How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good?
If I can survive death, I can probably survive anything.
Beware! Freedom of speech also includes the freedom to be misunderstood.
How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.