What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?
Do what you know is right, but try not to get caught.
To always hit the target, throw a dart, then call whatever you hit the target.
What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.
I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
Watch out! It's quite possible that some of my best mistakes haven't yet been made.