How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good?

It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.

For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.

Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.

What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.

What should I do if my problems aren't all solved by the time I die?

There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.