How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good?

Please don't tell me there's no need to worry, it's the only thing I'm any good at.

In a democracy, every little wrong idea may grow up to become national policy.

If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.

We can all learn from our failures. What I've learned is how much it hurts to fail.

Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.

I could live a better life if I had a better mind and a better body