If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.
I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?
Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.
The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.
You can never discard too many bad ideas.