I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed.
I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
The surest way to learn is by doing it, but often, the lesson is: Don't do it!
It's hard enough to be alive and human, without the additional burden of being me.
If I can survive death, I can probably survive anything.
Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.