The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.

How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good?

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.

Your reasoning is excellent, it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.

There are some things children cannot know, because once they learn them they are no longer children.

I can no longer face life, so I've decided to go through the rest of it backwards.