I've found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.
It costs money to stay healthy, but it's even more expensive to get sick.
The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can
Why aren't you more grateful when I prove how wrong you've been?
Nothing really matters except a few things that really don't matter very much.
I have no prejudices: all my irrational hatreds are based on solid evidence.