What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me.
My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.
I was unemployed for a long time, but I couldn't adjust to the hours.
All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.
My mind contains many good ideas, but it's not always easy to squeeze one out.