My problems aren't big but it doesn't necessarily take a big problem to kill me.
What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me.
The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other.
Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.
Nothing really matters except a few things that really don't matter very much.
My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.