To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.
Sometimes the only way you can win is to stay out of the game.
Never underestimate the size and scope of my problems.
Please don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is.
If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.
If we could all hear one another's prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens.