Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
You are what you eat, but eventually you become what eats you.
The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.
The surest way to learn is by doing it, but often, the lesson is: Don't do it!
It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.