Don't call it freedom, unless it includes the freedom to be absolutely disgusting.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.

Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.

Fortunately in my work there's always a choice: I can choose to do it willingly or unwillingly.

More books have resulted from somebody's need to write than from anybody's need to read.

How can I be sure I've succeeded, if I can't remember what I was trying to do