Don't call it freedom, unless it includes the freedom to be absolutely disgusting.

I can face anything, except the future, and certain parts of the past and present.

If I didn't have most of my friends, I wouldn't have most of my problems.

I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.

I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.

The hand can be quicker than the eye, and the mouth can be quicker than the brain.

If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.