I have just discovered the truth, and can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it.

You have a right to enjoy life, but only on your own time.

I can face anything, except the future, and certain parts of the past and present.

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction.

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.