Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.
Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.
I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.