Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.
My life has been greatly influenced by many books which I have never read.
When you plan a journey from your mind into mine, remember to allow for the time difference.
I too am a member of the human race, (but admittedly not a very active member).
Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.
Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.