What could possibly be more fantastic than reality?
Why aren't you more grateful when I prove how wrong you've been?
I didn't mind being a public executioner, once I got the hang of it.
Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.
There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning.
What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?