To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Your reasoning is excellent, it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

Don't call it freedom, unless it includes the freedom to be absolutely disgusting.

I've found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.

I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.

It's all very simple, or else it's all very complex, or perhaps it's neither, or both.

Even if you're not enjoying the flight, it's futile to threaten to get out and walk.