There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.

If you value your safety, avoid holy places founded in the name of peace and brotherhood.

Watch out! It's quite possible that some of my best mistakes haven't yet been made.

The true artists is one who insists on producing a supply, whether or not there's any demand.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.