There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.

I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction

All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.

Is it you and I who are crazy, or is it everybody else?

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

I'm not always depressed: only when I think and feel.