My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.

I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Is it you and I who are crazy, or is it everybody else?

Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.

My life so far has been a long series of things I wasn't ready for.

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.