My life is a performance for which I was never given any chance to rehearse.
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie.
Doing it wrong fast is at least better than doing it wrong slowly.
I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things.
What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?