Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
Unfortunately, it's possible to be able to do something extremely well that nobody ever wants done.
Not being able to do everything is no excuse for not doing everything you can.
My life has been greatly influenced by many books which I have never read.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.