I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.

One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.

Is there life in other families?

My research consists of studying the effects of putting somebody like me into a world like this.

Please don't tell me there's no need to worry, it's the only thing I'm any good at.

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

I want to appreciate you now, and avoid the rush.