One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.

The reports on human progress are beginning to come in, and some are a little discouraging.

You have a right to enjoy life, but only on your own time.

I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.

Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.

One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.