The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

All people are different. That's why everybody should be treated the same.

Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.

How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good?

Do what you know is right, but try not to get caught.

By accepting you as you are, I do not necessarily abandon all hope of your improving

I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.