The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

Unlike most other people, I'm just an average person.

I've found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.

I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things.

If you dont do it, youll never know what would have happened if you had done it

I didn't mind being a public executioner, once I got the hang of it.

My main object in life is to see what will happen next.