It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.
The really great people are the ones who know how to make the little people feel great.
Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.