My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.

I've found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.

I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.

Vote wisely, even if that means not voting at all.

If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.

We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

The entire universe will eventually disintegrate but by then I hope to be in a safer place.