My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.

I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?

It's amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.

Unfortunately, it's possible to be able to do something extremely well that nobody ever wants done.

If you dont do it, youll never know what would have happened if you had done it

With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations.

I will always love the false image I had of you.