If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

Why is my autograph so little in demand, except on checks?

There is a vast region of enormous potential located somewhere between your ears.

Some people can find all the peace of mind they need in a good, satisfying conflict.

Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.

History records no more gallant struggle than that of humanity against the truth.