Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?
Love is a strange commodity, because you can't import it if you don't also export it.
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
The surest way to learn is by doing it, but often, the lesson is: Don't do it!
Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.
Life can be very deep, but I'm trying to stay at the shallow end.