If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.

Do what you know is right, but try not to get caught.

All people are different. That's why everybody should be treated the same.

At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.

Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.

There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.