Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!
Better start rushing before the rush begins!
I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.
What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.
There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.