Why aren't you more grateful when I prove how wrong you've been?
I too am a member of the human race, (but admittedly not a very active member).
I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed.
There is one pain, I often feel, which you will never know. It's caused by the absence of you.
My life has been greatly influenced by many books which I have never read.
My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.