Unless you move, the place where you are is the place where you will always be.
One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.
Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.
Isn't it a coincidence that you and I are both alive at the same time?
Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
My time is far too valuable for me to spend any of it trying to improve myself.