How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?
There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.
Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.
At any moment, I could start being a better person...but which moment should I choose?
At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.
Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.