Love is a strange commodity, because you can't import it if you don't also export it.
Cling to your insecurity, in this world, it's the only thing you can be sure of.
Aren't I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.
Sometimes the only way you can win is to stay out of the game.
With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations.
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.