If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.

I have many unrecognized talents, but my faults have somehow succeeded in securing wide recognition.

I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.

If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.

Some books makes me want to go adventuring, others make me feel that they have saved me the trouble.

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.