There is a vast region of enormous potential located somewhere between your ears.

I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.

I always like to know what I'm doing, but there are times when nobody will tell me.

It costs money to stay healthy, but it's even more expensive to get sick.

All people are different. That's why everybody should be treated the same.

Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we're alive.

Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.