The longer I live, the less chance I'll ever recover from what life keeps doing to me.

There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.

How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?

Unfortunately, it's possible to be able to do something extremely well that nobody ever wants done.

Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.

There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.

If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.