The majority is never right, unless it includes me.
Why aren't you more grateful when I prove how wrong you've been?
The fact that many things have no explanation ought to prevent them from happening; but it doesn't.
One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.
If I didn't have most of my friends, I wouldn't have most of my problems.
There is a world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips.