Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.
My life so far has been a long series of things I wasn't ready for.
There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.
There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.
Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.
Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.