My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.
What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me.
My problems aren't big but it doesn't necessarily take a big problem to kill me.
I have abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good fantasy
I'm not always depressed: only when I think and feel.
To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.