To always hit the target, throw a dart, then call whatever you hit the target.

To always hit the target, throw a dart, then call whatever you hit the target.

I've found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.

One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.

The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.

My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.