To always hit the target, throw a dart, then call whatever you hit the target.

If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

It's amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.

I was unemployed for a long time, but I couldn't adjust to the hours.

Dying is a part of living, but only a very small part.

I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.