I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
There are some things children cannot know, because once they learn them they are no longer children.
We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
We owe it to our past futile sacrifices to continue making further futile sacrifices.
Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.