I've learned to accept birth and death . . . but sometimes I still worry about what lies between.

It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.

You can't stop progress, but you can help decide what is progress and what isn't.

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.

At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.

Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.

The things I fear may all be imaginary, so what I fear most is my imagination.